What the Fic

Lemme get this straight, the president of the USA is having a sleepover with a significantly younger man and there ISN’T tabloid reporters trying to break into every orifice of the white house to get evidence?

Also, pillow fights? Sooooo 2008.

I hope you’ll appreciate me going into the deepest, darkest corner of the internet for this blog.
*deep breath*

I hope you’ll appreciate me going into the deepest, darkest corner of the internet for this blog.

*deep breath*

Anonymous asked: you still think that harry styles/barack obama should be your otp? but have you thought about the WHOLE band and barack obama? well maybe you don't know but this is the truth that is being hidden from us. onedirectiobama is real.

That’s a pretty good point. I shall no longer discriminate which member of 1d is paired with the president. Obama represents equality. This blog’s OTP shall now and forever be onedirectiobama.

Yup, it’s official.

That’s how it’s gonna be.

Ya’ll can be haters all you want.

It’s really nice when stories are formatted this way. It’s flawless, really.
Perfect.

It’s really nice when stories are formatted this way. It’s flawless, really.

Perfect.

I’ve decided that one of these has to be my new OTP. I’m not sure which one though…

I’ve decided that one of these has to be my new OTP. I’m not sure which one though…

Well, the first step to living a crime-free life is to break out of prison. I mean, obviously.

Well, the first step to living a crime-free life is to break out of prison. I mean, obviously.

So I just watched Wreck-it Ralph for the first time (I loved it btw) and now I feel obligated to look up terrible fanfiction for it.

Oh dear god.

Quick question. Why in the ever-loving fuck are there 3.8k fanfictions written for the Bible? I’m not sure whether or not this constitutes as blasphemy, but it’s so weird that I can’t not talk about it. Most of it is fairly tame stuff but, as always, there’s some Jesus X Various Disciple slash going on. Also, I’m pretty sure I found a bible mary-sue self-insert. Lulz

"In that moment,Obama knew what he had to do.

He had to make love to that hotdog”

Just gonna leave this here.

On the topic of Space Jam fanfiction, there’s one author who wrote two novel-length fics and is working on a third. I haven’t gotten around to reading them yet, but who watches Space Jam and thinks to themselves: “Self, this movie is great and all, but what we need here is three full-length novels on this shit.”